BAD COFFEE SHOP SKIT

A guy walks into a noisy coffee shop

Clerk
(Cheerily)
Hello!

The guy thinks she isn’t talking to him so ignores the greeting and makes his way to the counter.

Clerk
Hello!

Guy
Oh… Um, I’ll have a long black, please.

Clerk
Okay, long black, have here or take away?

Guy
Have here.

Clerk
Okay, long black, have here, cup or a mug?

Guy
(smiling pleasantly)
A cup please.

Clerk
Okay, we’ll put you on number ten.

Guy
I’m sorta hungry…

Clerk
Well what I usually recommend is the Breakfast bao.

Guy
Okay, I’ll get the hash brown one.

Clerk
Okay, we’ll put you on number 10… that’ll be 10:30.

Guy
(confused, looks at his watch)
No, it’s 10:45…

Clerk frowns, smiles and puts her hand out for the money.
Guy pays, sits down.